How to build your career as an utter Easter scare? Here are some ground rules you should follow :
1: Create a costume from the bleached hair of your past victims.
2: Make a couple of holes for the face and a big one in the crotch.
3: Go sit in your local mall taking your pick from the stream of children passing by.
4: Savor every scream.
5: Happy Easter!

Tags: bunny, done, easter, horror, scare, wrong

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