For those of you attempting to keep score at home… here’s a gallery of the wives, girlfriends and special pornstar pals of the new Most Interesting Man in the World.

Bree Olson, aka Rachel Oberlin: one of his two girlfriend “Goddesses” — or is she? Seems they broke up briefly but got back together a day or so later. Charlie’s explanation: “I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”

Brooke Mueller: Ex-wife, mother of children.

Capri Anderson: Pornstar consort from famous Plaza Hotel binge/freak-out.

Denise Richards: Ex wife, mother of children.

Elizabeth Ann: Porn star friend with benefits, according to Radar.

Ginger Lynn: Old porn star flame, according to NY Daily News.

Heather Hunter: Same deal as Ginger Lynn, NY Daily News.

Kacey Jordan: Porn star who partied with Charlie before he ended up in the hospital

Kelly Preston: Former fiancee, now married to John Travolta. Charlie accidentally shot her once. It was an accident! Duh — winning!

Melanie Rios: Same deal as Kacey Jordan.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee: Better known as the woman who broke up Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, Michelle had a fling with Charlie but now disses him.

Natalie Kenly: The other girlfriend “Goddess” in Charlie’s current life. She is said to be a graphic designer.

Tags: Charlie, Sheen, women

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